My Funeral Album
I think people think I’m joking, but it’s very real. It has music, photos, videos, and—of course—memes I want shown when I die. People assume I’m being dramatic, or darkly funny, but no. It’s real. I don’t show anyone the contents because… it’s a surprise. If I ever have kids, they’ll probably be the most […]
Villain Origin Story
(mba = might be awful) I taught myself scientific notation in 6th grade and thought, wow, I must be really good at math. So naturally, I helped start a math club and ran for president (unopposed). I won. The following year, I ran again. I lost. No one saw it coming. Now, I don’t think […]